Yes, yes I know. I'm bad at this.

susurrus \su-SUHR-uhs\, noun:
A whispering or rustling sound; a murmur.

This is definitely something my roommate knows nothing about.
Every day, I swear, I come home to her yelling into her phone about one thing or another. OR she comes home yelling into her phone about one thing or another!
It. Never. Ends!

Honestly, who is she talking to at 3 in the afternoon til 2 in the morning? WHOEVER IT IS, PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE.
Though not really because death is sad...so at the very least, stop answering her calls.

I can't wait until she moves out. THEN the memory of her voice will be nothing but a susurrus.